Monday, March 30, 2009

Safety can be fun.....Fun can be dangerous!


O.K. gang, gather round. Is this microphone working? Too loud? Good. Eyes forward please. Today we will discuss safety in the workplace. My name is Mr. Slug, but today, you can call me "Mr. Safety." Your safety is important to me, and today I intend to make it important to you. Please write the word on your worksheet. Stare at it, remember it, live it. Imbedded in the word "Safety", one will find the following words: FAST, STY, SAT, SAY, EAT, FAT, STAY, YES, YET, AFT, TEAS, SEAT, and a few more that can be found on your own time. You will notice that many of these words contain a certain element of risk. This demonstration proves that even the safest and most attentive slug must be on top of his or her game at all times. Do not trust that another co-worker slug will be watching out for you. Every slug must be on the lookout for potentially unsafe situations and act upon them immediately. Watch your tails you slugs! Look alive and pay attention at all times! Ignore the danger signals, and you are likely to get your tail burned! Thank you for attending today. Please pick up your proof of attendance card as you slide out. This safety class funded in part by Oregon Slugs Hazard Avoidance. "Slide Smart, Slide Safely"

6 comments:

tam said...

LoL! Yeaaa you did get a new post up-cool beans Mrs. Slug! I had a great time with our phone visit tonight and look forward to continuing it. You are sooo right one can never be too safe! Very good post my dear friend! Talk to you soon...much groovy love-Tam!

babbler said...

Dear Tam,
It was good to hear your voice on the tellie. It is very nice to see that you are a safety minded slug. You have always been an A+ student. Thank you for attending the safety class, you know how Mr. Slug appreciates a solid teak lecturn and an attentive audience! May your day be filled with happy goo, Toodles, xox Mrs. Slug

tam said...

Dear Mrs. Slug-It was a very goooey day too! :D

lagirl said...

"If I've heard it once I've heard it 100 times". . .My husband is Mr. Safety by vocation, and sometimes it can make me CRAZY!!

I hear ya!

Captain Dumbass said...

If my 3 year old could read he'd be so into this.

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Your cartoon drawings are ca-racking me up. Definately be wary of donuts with no sprinkles!