Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Your business is Mr. Slugs business!


When it comes to doing business, Mr. Slug has a motto....Mr. Slug says, "Let your belly guide your decisions. If you have a gut feeling that an important decision must be made and the axe has got to fall, swing that axe hard and make a nice clean cut." In a recent Fortune 500 interview, Mr. Slug gave the following advice. He stated, "Nothing can move forward without decisive action. A slug must take responsibility for his actions, a willingness to deal with the ensuing fallout, and develop a plan that will get his corporation through the lean times. Distance yourselves from shifty eyed slugs. Keep your most hard working trusted slugs informed of your moves, slide with a purpose. America, start your engines and turn off your televisions! Don't let anyone tell you that it is a bad time to do business! I love the smell of my photocopier in the morning! O.K., everyone, repeat after me....... I'm a lean, mean, gooey selling machine!!" This motivational message has been paid for by the I.B.S. of America (Independent Business Slugs of America)

5 comments:

tam said...

A REALLY BIG HELLO to all at Slugs rest-love you guys! ~Tam :D

Wendy Christensen {Moments Like This} said...

Mr. Slug deserves a medal for his motivational skills and a trophy for his savvy business tactics - I can hear the hum of the sluggy copy machine! LOL!

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Gorilla Bananas said...

I let my belly guide all my decisions. Especially when I feel like farting.

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