Never a boring moment! Life is to be savored on the face of a lunch napkin, drawn daily for years by a loving wife for her husband, Mr. Slug. Please visit and comment, the slugs welcome you to join in the fun!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
I should have stayed out of school.......the conclusion of the 4 part lecture series!
The slugs have all spent a night in the pokey and are now free to continue their vacation, but first, they have been ordered by the court to go to sliding school! Let this be a lesson to all of you slugs out there who do not consider the cause and effect of overindulgence while traveling by means of public transportation. I know it is your vacation and that you are expecting to have a good time, but please remember to slide responsibly or this could happen to you! Oh the horror!
Hello gentle readers! I am Mrs. Slug the wife of Mr. Slug, every morning I draw the cartoons on my husband's lunch napkin.
At 6:30am, I make a P B & J, a bag of chips, a can of mandarin oranges, Mr. Can Opener, who you shall meet if you follow this blog long enough... spoon, bag of peanuts, a bag of cut vegetables likely to return uneaten, and a Little Debbie Snack Cake, usually a Zebra Cake, plus a thermos of hot coffee. Before Mr. Lunchbox, I employed Mr. Lunchbag, who has been needed a few times when the lunchbox disappeared.
Mrs. Slug enjoys playing Big Band music on drums and vibraphone, she sings on demand, and sells real estate. Both Mr. and Mrs. Slug enjoy the literary works of Author Horatio Alger Jr. Mrs. Slug enjoys nights at home in front of the hearth with her sweetheart, reading aloud or solving a crossword.
Mr. and Mrs. Slug have successfully shot a potato from a cannon across the Yaquina River near their home at Slugs Rest in Toledo, Oregon.
The slugs are proud to be members of the Greater Newport Chamber of Commerce.