Never a boring moment! Life is to be savored on the face of a lunch napkin, drawn daily for years by a loving wife for her husband, Mr. Slug. Please visit and comment, the slugs welcome you to join in the fun!
Friday, April 1, 2011
'Round the world in eighty ways, or "Dizzyness 101"
This morning started off the same as many others, Mr. Slug got up and took a shower, then patted some lubricant on his belly, brushed his rasp and set off to find his adventure for the day. As he slid down the driveway and out to the street, he met the mail slug who was placing the morning's post in the mailbox. "What do we have here?" he replied as he flipped his tail through the mail. "It's my grades for the winter term!! I must see what I got!" Mr. Slug ripped open the letter to find that he had more A's than any other grades. "Yippee!!!" "Yahoo!!" Mr. Slug danced around on his tail as if he was a child slug again. "I feel so great today, I think I will treat myself to something special!" Mr. Slug was giggling with delight as he headed down the highway to an amusement park in Oregon called Enchanted Village. He had never been there before and decided that today would be the day that he would pay his admission and see if it would change his life. The turnstile clicked noisily as he made his way toward the colorful ferris wheel, lights ablaze! The ride was filled to capacity with other young slugs who are on spring break, going round and round until they were dizzy and disoriented and deliriously happy slugs. They are slugs who are not in class, slugs taking tests, slugs whose snouts are buried in a book titled "Sludge and You - making the best of a sticky situation." No, these were unbridled slugs, young and free, going round and round without a care in the world, and Mr. Slug quivered with anticipation to be able to board the ride with them and squeal to his hearts content! He cared not that he is a fully grown adult slug with a business to run, or that he has homework next week when the new term starts. No, Mr. Slug decided then and there that he shall live a brand new life with this newly informed brain full of technical information and hope for the future! A new life with FUN in it! YES!!! It is Mr. Slug's turn to slide in to the ferris wheel seat and RIIIIIDE!! WHEEEE!!! Mr. Slug went round and round, round and round. After awhile,Mr. Slug started to feel a bit queasy so he got off the ride and ate his box lunch that he purchased from his favorite restaurant, the Slug and Lettuce, with many locations near you (if you happen to live in London..) It was getting dark, so Mr. Slug bid farewell to all of his new friends and went home to go to sleep. Tomorrow, he will wake up to a new adventure. That's it. A new day. I bet you thought this story would lead somewhere. It did! Mr. Slug had fun. Mr. Slug found out that the day can be whatever you want it to be! Some of you smart slugs in business school may have guessed it already...This is just one big AD for ADventure!
Hello gentle readers! I am Mrs. Slug the wife of Mr. Slug, every morning I draw the cartoons on my husband's lunch napkin.
At 6:30am, I make a P B & J, a bag of chips, a can of mandarin oranges, Mr. Can Opener, who you shall meet if you follow this blog long enough... spoon, bag of peanuts, a bag of cut vegetables likely to return uneaten, and a Little Debbie Snack Cake, usually a Zebra Cake, plus a thermos of hot coffee. Before Mr. Lunchbox, I employed Mr. Lunchbag, who has been needed a few times when the lunchbox disappeared.
Mrs. Slug enjoys playing Big Band music on drums and vibraphone, she sings on demand, and sells real estate. Both Mr. and Mrs. Slug enjoy the literary works of Author Horatio Alger Jr. Mrs. Slug enjoys nights at home in front of the hearth with her sweetheart, reading aloud or solving a crossword.
Mr. and Mrs. Slug have successfully shot a potato from a cannon across the Yaquina River near their home at Slugs Rest in Toledo, Oregon.
The slugs are proud to be members of the Greater Newport Chamber of Commerce.