Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Follow your dreams and your belly machines


The winter rain and snow has made a wreck of the gravel driveway leading up to the house at Slugs Rest. There are numerous dips and gullies where the road was once smooth and easy to slide on. Even the deer are avoiding it, which is distressing for the local cats who enjoy chasing them through the yard. Mr. Slug has a dream - he would like to smooth out the driveway and install some new paving stones like the ones you see in a James Bond movie under the tires of Mr. Bond's specially built Jaguar with the seat ejector button and the oil slick button and the slicing knives that stick out from the axles so that anyone trying to follow him can be made to swerve wildly so he can get away and save the world from the likes of Goldfinger or some such villian. At the entrance to the driveway would be a pair of gargoyle attack slugs with smiling faces and a big imposing gate with an intercom system that you would have to talk in to before being allowed admittance to the compound. The first order of business will be to hire those paving slugs right away! The rest will take care of itself! The name is Slug.......James Slug.

8 comments:

tam said...

Genius~simply Genuis! ~:D Tam

P.S. My word verification for this comment is "dipteed"! LoL Funny little made up word don't ya think?
I just had to share that with you-those things crack me up sometimes-just like the Sluggies make me smile!

Cherrie said...

Hey, that will help the economy by hiring all those paving slugs! lol

Wendy Christensen {Moments Like This} said...

If you can dream it - you can do it! ~ Walt Disney ...

You Go 007 Slug

Wendy Christensen {Moments Like This} said...

I think its time for the slugs to have a little pink lemonade ... :)
Come on over for another award!!

ash-hole said...

Gargoyle attack slugs? Where do you get your hand on some of those?

marty39 said...

That is so funny, where do I get some of those slugs to do all that work for me. lol Thanks so much for stopping by my BR redo and the gracious comments you left. I appreciate it and it led me to your blog also. Thanks, I will be back. Hugs,Marty

Lynette said...

Thanks for following me and love the napkins!

I wish I could give you a party or "special slugfest" - you are my 5oth follower - not that I'm counting or anything high schoolish like that - but I'm tickled slug belly pink!!

Welcome to L.A.M. World -

Oh, I love Tam by the way - isn't she great??

romanski said...

hé sympa ce blog! Sorry, it's (a bit) difficult to me to speak english. Bonjour (Hello) from France ;)