Showing posts with label My back hurts and my tail hurts too and I just want to play a video game and zone out. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My back hurts and my tail hurts too and I just want to play a video game and zone out. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Working on Memorial Day weekend blows chunks


Mr. Slug had big plans to entertain a few of his friends on his boat over the Memorial Day Weekend until he read an inter office memo that stated "All slugs shall report to work on Memorial Day Weekend - No Exceptions." Visions of a nice barbeque near the water with the sounds of clinking glasses with festive beverages faded from his mind. In place of these wonderful images were scenes of slugs all chained together on the side of the road with shovels and a mean looking boss wearing mirrored sunglasses holding a bullwhip. At least there are still sick days if you are well enough to enjoy them!