"A million bucks for your thoughts"

(drum roll continued)

Here it is, folks! The Hope diamond of slug cartoons, the rarest of rare meats indeed! Iron fortified and stained with the dye used on the backside of the napkin, this Mr. Slug cartoon is priceless and is being stored in a highly protective ziplock bag, with round the clock guards posted outside the Slug's Rest Compound, which is located deep in the woods somewhere in Oregon. I would bet that we will need a fully armored transport when this fine document finds its high bidder at a Christie's Auction!